How you know you are a bonsai addict...

[Carol 83]

When on Easter I got angry with my son for knocking my new biggest bougie out of it's pot. Everybody looked at me like I was crazy, and said "It's only a tree"....

 

[milehigh_7]

When on Easter I got angry with my son for knocking my new biggest bougie out of it's pot. Everybody looked at me like I was crazy, and said "It's only a tree"....

lol!

 

[Dorky_gearhead]

...When my girl got crazy mad at me and her only course of retaliation was smashing my bonsai pot collection. I think I joined the club! this week!

Damn id be pissed! Actually id be in the market for new pots, and a new girl lol. At least a locker to put the pots in lol

 

[Eric Group]

When you think about leaving work early to go to the Azalea farm because it is starting to be "that season"!

 

[PiñonJ]

You fly over a collecting area in a private plane to plan your next yamadori hunt! Lucky me, I know a guy...

 

[plant_dr]

When you want to restyle the car air freshener

 

[justBonsai]

When on Easter I got angry with my son for knocking my new biggest bougie out of it's pot. Everybody looked at me like I was crazy, and said "It's only a tree"....

Shame on those sheeple...thinking it's just a tree!

...When my girl got crazy mad at me and her only course of retaliation was smashing my bonsai pot collection. I think I joined the club! this week!

When I was a little kid and got mad at my parents I'd resort to destroying soap bars, tissue boxes, and various household objects. It was my way of retaliating. If your girl is still doing that maybe its time to ditch the girl?!

 

[sorce]

Edited to delete combination of dead hooker and crazy GF.

Sorce

 

[plant_dr]

When your wife starts pulling out seedlings from everywere and bring them home so you wont go out and buy more trees

I wish my wife would do that !

 

[AALen]

Or driving down the road looking for trees to collect.
My wife catches me doing that all the time.

I've almost gotten into two car accidents because my attention is preoccupied by a beautiful tree I'm driving past (not even one I want to collect, just one that inspires me).

 

[milehigh_7]

When your wife starts pulling out seedlings from everywere and bring them home so you wont go out and buy more trees

Yea this would not work... I would take it as validation...

 

[plant_dr]

Like giving a six-pack of beer to an alcoholic huh?

 

[ajm55555]

You guys are nuts. 'Nuff said!

 

[Josh88]

My wife uses our new security cameras on our house to monitor when I bring home trees or when a pot arrives in the mail. No more sneaking stuff through the back gate...

 

[defra]

My wife uses our new security cameras on our house to monitor when I bring home trees or when a pot arrives in the mail. No more sneaking stuff through the back gate...

LMAO

 

[miker]

My wife uses our new security cameras on our house to monitor when I bring home trees or when a pot arrives in the mail. No more sneaking stuff through the back gate...

Omg, I could totally see my family or spouse doing that to me, and I have tried to be sneaky about incoming bonsai mail or new plants from the car with varying degrees of success.

 

[Brian Van Fleet]

My wife uses our new security cameras on our house to monitor when I bring home trees or when a pot arrives in the mail. No more sneaking stuff through the back gate...

I have a camera trained on the trees so I can tell if they're being watered even when I'm not there...

 

[Cadillactaste]

...When my girl got crazy mad at me and her only course of retaliation was smashing my bonsai pot collection. I think I joined the club! this week!

Dude...that is seriously not a good direction she took. That she is still in your eyes "my girl" says a lot for your affection for her. My husband collects Bulldogs...never in my wildest would I imagine smashing any of his collection.

 

[M. Frary]

When you snort lines of Napa 8822 dust before you work on your trees.

 

[justBonsai]

When you snort lines of Napa 8822 dust before you work on your trees.

Ahh, the lovely high obtained from microscopic silica.