"This entire venture is really rather comical for me. I'm sure most of my friends would be shocked. It seems, over the years, I've developed more an "image" of being a man's man among them.
Now I must confront the same with artistic little trees, cute miniature containers, and 200 acres of trees banded with pink yarn? Oh the woes of early retirement."
Bonsai in Japan has been, and continues to be, very much a man's man kind of thing. Major sports figures own collections, as do corporate leaders there. Old, venerated trees are trophies there, like race horses are here. Some prime examples of older refined bonsai can cost millions of dollars.
FWIW, most westerners think of bonsai as "cute little (emphasis on little) trees." Bonsai ISN'T, nor was it ever, supposed to be cute or little, really. Those little junipers sold by roadside vendors and are to bonsai as what a moped is to a Harley.
Below is a link to one of the bonsai collections at the National Arboretum in Washington D.C. Most of these trees in this gallery are native or landscape species dug from pastures, mountains,swamps, roadsides, deserts, beaches and yards by U.S. bonsaiists. None is really "cute" and the majority is far from little. The largest of these can weigh more than a man and top out at over five feet tall. The picture of the first group in the gallery (foemina juniper) makes it look tiny. It is not. All of the trees in the composition are over three feet tall, the tallest almost five. The trees were dug from landscapes in So. Cal. in the early 60's
http://www.bonsai-nbf.org/site/north_american.html
I have large collected trees myself. My largest tree (which was dug out of a patch of Texas rangeland) weighs well over 100 lbs. I don't have any trees that weigh under 10 lbs, most are over 30. I have to stay in relatively good shape just to be able to lift them to perform maintenance and regular chores.
And, FWIW, if your friends think you're a "sissy" for liking bonsai, ask them to come with you to dig up a tree to make into a bonsai. Tree collecting can be dangerous and painful. Depending on where you live, snakes, cattle or other wildlife (including alligators) can ruin your day, even before you develop a hernia excavating a bonsai candidate.