Besides, it's possible that in 5 to 7 days you will be dealing with a hurricane. No rush to style, find secure places to batten down your trees and canoes.
Thank you so much for the concern.
Buuuut an introduction to Florida life. I had no clue a hurricane was possible in a week. I’ll have to look into that. The weather people here aren’t panicking yet so I’m not
too worried. Lol. If it’s that close they should have already started. I’m thinking it’s gonna hit but not be anything for us to stress over. If it starts looking bad it only takes about 1-2 days to hurricane prep and if it’s a wicked bad storm I’d have had a
lot more warning as despite my previous jokes we do take them somewhat seriously but realistically here in FL. People from other states start in on the evacuation routes and such for Cat 2 storms. I’m usually out that night during a Cat 2 storm because they aren’t that bad. Cat 3 you stay home but don’t stress power might go for a couple days. Cat 4 dammit now we got problems. Cat 5 €#%¥ now it’s getting real. Maybe we should evacuate. Nah. We’ll see what happens and leave after. Although the worst part Of any 3+ is branch cleanup, the river flooding, and/or no power because FP&L won’t build with hurricanes in mind. Ever driven
over transmission lines? They go down sometimes in a 4 and pretty often in a 5. That’s a whole new level of pucker factor right there! Lol you can’t budge em with a stick or anything either to see if they’re live. Just report em and move on. The ones across from mom’s house blocked her driveway though for a month. We drove over them although that first time was nerve wracking.
Will?! He?! Live?! (In a game show announcer voice) the day after Hurricane Charley some idiot drove up with a kayak on his roof parked next to the down lines when I couldn't get my Jeep another 20 feet in from there because there were entire trees uprooted and had the nerve to ask if we were open. The Jeep is parked with one wheel 3 ft in the air on a form of a branch and I’m standing 6 feet in the air on others assessing and he asks if we’re open. I said
you know there was a hurricane and you’re parked next to a possibly live transmission line laying on the ground? He said
yeah so? I said
you see all these trees and branches in the parking lot here? Where you can’t park? So are you saying you aren’t open? Yes that’s exactly what I’m saying. What is wrong with you! He left pissed off for some reason. Any guesses where he was from? It definitely wasn’t Florida!
My tree prep will be a new experience. I’m thinking I’ll bring them all in with me to prevent defoliation although most tropicals will handle the defoliation fine. They get it as a species every couple years or so somewhere in the tropics. I think that’s part of why they’re so fast growing or resilient. Strip my leaves off? Ok I’ll grow new ones. Bend me flat? I’ll grow 4 new trunks heads back upwards faster than the neighbor. Or you get trees like cypress, live oaks, mangroves and the spiny olive that are like 70 mph winds. No you cannot have my leaves.100 mph. Ha try harder. 150... ok ok you can have them! But I’m staying right here and screw your winds. That’s when you know a hurricane is bad when the mangroves and old oaks are destroyed I’m convinced nothing wind related will kill an olive or maybe defoliate it even. I was gonna bag this one and Jim was like no don’t worry so I stressed the whole way home and at 75 mph freshly potted it barely blinked. Lmao. Tough trees amaze me.