Bonsai Jokes

[twisted trees]

I spent time pinching a really large pinus today.

 

[Stormwater]

oh, no. Here come the wood jokes.

 

[shinmai]

Pinus envy?

 

[LanceMac10]

I spent time pinching a really large pinus today.
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Nice shot of you "handling wood" on Bill V.'s blog.....so tender!!!

 

[Dav4]

All I know is that when I pinch my large pinus, I have to use tweezers twice as long as Twisty's....

 

[Victorim]

Fork handles..

 

[Vin]

Damn, you've got one huge pinus to work with! You must have had to tug at that thing for hours before you finished with it.

 

[MrFancyPlants]

Two bonsai branches walk into a bar called "Design." The bartender yells, quite irately, "You have no place in my Design bar, branches!" Then he thinks about it. "I guess one of you can stay."

 

[Stormwater]

sheesh, want a pain in the alnus.

 

[Wilson]

I spent time pinching a really large pinus today.
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If you are the guy cutting off the tips, does that make you the Moyle?

 

[twisted trees]

Damn, you've got one huge pinus to work with! You must have had to tug at that thing for hours before you finished with it.

Don't tell anyone but it's actually Bjorn's pinus.

 

[twisted trees]

If you are the guy cutting off the tips, does that make you the Moyle?

Oh, I'm whacking of more than the tip.

 

[twisted trees]

Damn, you've got one huge pinus to work with! You must have had to tug at that thing for hours before you finished with it.

It takes me about month before the job is spent.

 

[wireme]

A guy goes to have a beer in his buddies backyard and sees this great bonsai there. Guy says “hey cool, a bonsai”. Buddy says “yeah I just got that for my wife”. Guy replies “Wow, good trade man!”

 

[leatherback]

Guy goes into wallmart and buys a bonsai

 

[LanceMac10]

It's been more than four hours.....should my Pinus still look like this? I'm scared....I've got two more of these but it's probably not a good idea to post those pictures.

Is this "911" worthy?

 

[Ryceman3]

Nice Pinus, thanks for shohin....?!

 

[twisted trees]

It's been more than four hours.....should my Pinus still look like this? I'm scared....I've got two more of these but it's probably not a good idea to post those pictures.

Is this "911" worthy?

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Pure bonsai porn.

 

[Lorax7]

Why was the bonsai artist the only one on the block that had lights on in her house when the power line was knocked out in the storm?

Because of de-candle

 

[twisted trees]

Why was the bonsai artist the only one on the block that had lights on in her house when the power line was knocked out in the storm?

Because of de-candle

Groan