Bonsai Humor Thread. You know you practice bonsai when.....

[NaoTK]

What do bonsai and the Titan submersible have in common?

They both contain fish emulsion

no regrets

 

[dbonsaiw]

When your wife can tell your mood by how you're speaking to the bonsai.

 

[Shogun610]

When you take a roll of production. orange plastic hold tape home to use as wrapping for big bends.

 

[ShadyStump]

I'm sorry, hunny, but we just don't have money for a big birthday party this year.
Ooh, tree!

 

[Shogun610]

Yeaaa monn trim deeee bonsaiii

 

[Cajunrider]

You know you practice bonsai when people check on your wedgie acts.

 

[ShadyStump]

You know you practice bonsai when people check on your wedgie acts.

Again, why is there no facepalm reaction?

 

[Carol 83]

Again, why is there no facepalm reaction?

 

[ShadyStump]

But it's just not the same.

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

But it's just not the same.

 

[Carol 83]

But it's just not the same.

Because it's a purple girl?

 

[LeftHandLuke]

You routinely wish you could travel back in time if only to kick yourself in the ass for doing something stupid.

 

[ShadyStump]

You routinely wish you could travel back in time if only to kick yourself in the ass for doing something stupid.

Pretty sure that's just life in general.

 

[Shogun610]

When you take all your trees out from winter / frost protection , place them back on benches and all of a sudden you need to build 2 more benches.

 

[LeftHandLuke]

When you take all your trees out from winter / frost protection , place them back on benches and all of a sudden you need to build 2 more benches.

True story!

 

[LeftHandLuke]

When you're pretty sure that rock in your shoe is pumice, although it feels similar to akadama, so you take a few more steps just to be certain.

 

[We're all Mad Here...🎩]

When you spend more time looking at gnarly trees on the side of the road as potential bonsai than you do the actual road...

 

[ShadyStump]

When you spend more time looking at gnarly trees on the side of the road as potential bonsai than you do the actual road...

I think this is why my 12yo is scared of my driving sometimes.

 

[LeftHandLuke]

You suck at trimming hedges because you always allow room for die-back.

 

[The Barber]

When you wonder if you can find a ladder tall enough to collect a cascading virginia pine you've driven past for 5 years growing from the side of a rock cutout for the road about 20 ft off the ground.