Bonsai Humor Thread. You know you practice bonsai when.....

[HorseloverFat]

I pronounce the 'A'.... HARD!!!




Just kidding..


Ooorrr..

I pronounce it 'Bone-saw...'

All the Bone-sights to be Bone-seen!

 

[ShadyStump]

You know you practice bonsai when you think bonsai jokes are funny.

 

[Bonsai Nut]

You know you practice bonsai when you think bonsai jokes are funny.

My sister came to this site to check it out. She said she didn't understand what anyone was talking about

 

[ShadyStump]

My sister came to this site to check it out. She said she didn't understand what anyone was talking about

I bet geologists have the same problem.

 

[Shogun610]

When one of your best buddies sisters tells you that she wants you to help her w her “Bonsai” … IKEA ficus but I’ll take that as a win.. hell yea.. can I get a Amen.

 

[ShadyStump]

When one of your best buddies sisters tells you that she wants you to help her w her “Bonsai” … IKEA ficus but I’ll take that as a win.. hell yea.. can I get a Amen.

My brother chased down the lady with the van in the parking lot half the year to finally buy THIS
Could have done allot worse. I'm just happy he finally went for it after years of talking about it.

 

[HorseloverFat]

I bet geologists have the same problem.

They have sisters?

 

[PaulH]

When road trips take twice as long because you stopped to admire a really cool tree.

 

[Scorpius]

You have to work an unexpected 12 hr shift and you ask a family member to water your trees.

 

[Kodama]

When you ask the guy giving you estimate on cutting big tree down if he has ever heard of bonsai and then proceed to show the collection while pondering if you could use the truck bucket lift to perform an air layer.

 

[LeftHandLuke]

When people don't understand why a forecast of <20ºF makes you flinch.

 

[LeftHandLuke]

When people don't understand why a forecast of <20ºF makes you flinch.

When people don't understand why a forecast of <-7ºC makes you flinch.

 

[Shogun610]

When your brother is confused even when giving you a 50lb bag of akadama as a Christmas gift

 

[tinusje]

When you think the government needs another branch

 

[Runstenen]

…. when you lie about how many trees you own !

 

[ShadyStump]

…. when you lie about how many trees you own !

I don't have to lie.
I've lost count.

 

[tinusje]

When you put a claim on your sister's Christmas tree between appetizer and main. And posting it on a forum after dessert, smoking in the Garden.

 

[Paradox]

…. when you lie about how many trees you own !

or you just say "too many"

 

[Pixar]

Whenever you travel in a car ( you carry a spade and a bucket )

 

[ShadyStump]

Whenever you travel in a car ( you carry a spade and a bucket )

Yup. Collapsible shovel and a nursery pot in the back of my van at all times.
I keep a plastic bags, a hand trowel and cutting tubes in my hiking backpack.
I'm going to get in trouble one of these days.