ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Unless it's trees, of course.
Tell me something you didn't understand until later in life.
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Not a very profound realization but a realization nonetheless:
There is a right way and a wrong way to orient the roll when replacing the toilet paper in the bathroom and which way is the right way is dependent upon whether or not there is a cat living in the home.
I was completely unaware of this and had never even thought about how the roll is oriented until I had completed my degree and was out in the adult working world.
There is a right way and a wrong way to orient the roll when replacing the toilet paper in the bathroom and which way is the right way is dependent upon whether or not there is a cat living in the home.
I was completely unaware of this and had never even thought about how the roll is oriented until I had completed my degree and was out in the adult working world.
Michigan Tree Murderer
Masterpiece
Exactly. The person throwing punches at Mc Donald's has unrealized/ misdirected anger at an easy/wrong target. Once you look inside yourself, and question your emotions and reactions to stressful situations you will realize being joyful is way better than anger. And I won't allow someone to control my emotions, I'm in charge of my thoughts and reactions, and I choose happiness. A stranger could cuss me six ways to Sunday. IDGAF Now if it's someone I care about acting that way, now I give a F.
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Michigan Tree Murderer
Masterpiece
Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion is ready for a kitty slashing.
Except that, in a home where no kitty is present, over-the-top fashion is The One True Way.Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion is ready for a kitty slashing.
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion is ready for a kitty slashing.
The Tao of TP.
Where was this in 2020?
Michigan Tree Murderer
Masterpiece
Are you right or left handed? Do you fold or bunch? I pee sitting down and poop standing up. Everyone is different no one way is the correct way.
Such things do not matter. Only the presence or absence of kitty matters. It’s a quantum mechanical phenomenon. Erwin Schrödinger did a whole thing with a kitty and a box to figure it out. It’s science!Are you right or left handed? Do you fold or bunch? I pee sitting down and poop standing up. Everyone is different no one way is the correct way.
Cajunrider
Imperial Masterpiece
Refusing to accept a battle challenge doesn't make you a lesser person. Most battles in life are not worth fighting.
Bonsai Nut
Nuttier than your average Nut
Looking back at all the times when I have lost my temper, in not a single case was it the best option.
Fidur
Chumono
I'll say it with a meme.....
Seriously though, what I think I've learned is that sexual desire is the most powerful (and possibly the most pernicious) motor of our lives. When it can be replaced by the desire for beauty and love, everything begins to be better...
Nybonsai12
Masterpiece
Health is wealth.
Joe Dupre'
Omono
Nope. It still applies.
Cajunrider
Imperial Masterpiece
Waah..!
I still want ALL THE MAYHAWS!
Joe Dupre'
Omono
Well, I USED to be like that. The last few years I'm after quality and simplicity. Less stuff equates to less stress............at least for me at 68 years old. Now, the 25 year old me wanted all kinds of stuff. I gradually found out that I prefer to run my life instead of my life running me. In the end, you have to face the man in mirror.
Alaskanrocket
Yamadori
The older you get, the faster it goes. One day I woke up and realized that even though Ive had a fairly successful life according to the rules of society, I wasted a lot of my life trying to achieve something that was determined by others without regard for my own happiness.
PaulH
Omono
1. Don't relive or dwell on past mistakes and negatives. Learn from them and move on. (Applies to bonsai, golf, and all life in general.)
2. You can't change another person's personality or behavior. Don't waste your energy on bad people.
3. If someone offers you a breath mint... Take it.
4. Only buy used cars.
2. You can't change another person's personality or behavior. Don't waste your energy on bad people.
3. If someone offers you a breath mint... Take it.
4. Only buy used cars.
jason biggs
Chumono
- be kind
- look for the good (in people and situations)
- look for the good (in people and situations)
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