Nigel saunders bonsai zone [unpopular opinion]

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SUCCESS. HI. THE METHOD TO ROOT JAPANESE MAPLE SOFTWOOD CUTTUNGS IS FAIRLY SIMPLE AND STRAIGHTFORWARD AS OUTLINED BELOW:

1. YOUR CUTTINGS MUST BE THICK AND HAVE A MASS OF FOLIAGE LIKE YOU WOULD DO WITH AN AIR LAYER. I HAVE NOT EXPERIMENTED WITH SIZE BUT THE GENERAL RULE OF THUMB THAT I AM SUGGESTING IS TO USE THE THICKNESS OF YOUR THUMB LOL TO DETERMINE THE SIZE OF THE CUTTING. THIN CUTTUNGS DIE OUT FASTER.

2. DO NOT DEFOLIATE THE CUTTING AND PLANT IT AS YOU WOULD PLANT A TREE THAT YOU HAVE ROOT PRUNED SEVERELY. KEEP THE SOIL MOIST (WHATEVER MEDIUM YOU CHOSE IS UP TO YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT TREES NEED GOOD DRAINAGE SO THE ROOTS GROW FREELY AND RECIEVE AIR)

3. AFTER YOU SEE BUDDING BACK (between 2 to 4 weeks depending on your timing when collection your raw material. the trees will bud bad sometime at this point or they will dry out and die) PLACE THE CUTTINGS IN FULL SUN SO THE TREE CAN PHOTOSYNTHESIZE AND BEGIN TO GROW A STRONG ROOT SYSTEM.

4. GO ONLINE AND THANK BRAVURA BONSAI FOR EDUCATING YOU LIKE A BOSS.



● DO NOT COVER OR USE ANY TYPE OF HUMIDITY CONTROL SYSTEMS

● DO NOT DEFOLIATE YOUR BRANCH

● KEEP THE CUTTINGS OUT OF DIRECT SUNLIGHT FOR THE FIRST 2-4WEEKS UNTIL BUDBACK


●NO HORMONE POWDER OR ROOTING COMPOUND WAS USED BUT MAY BE BENEFICIAL.
 
4. GO ONLINE AND THANK BRAVURA BONSAI FOR EDUCATING YOU LIKE A BOSS.
Who do you think you are, and why would anybody thank you or worse, follow your directions?

You have NOT shown a SINGLE succesfull rooting of maple, yet you think people should follow your directions?

I would say:
This method does not work. It has not worked for Bravura and many other people. Disregard this
 
I mean... I’ve accidentally rooted Ginnala AND Palmatum by hap-hazardly sticking them in the “mother pot” (or similar) and forgetting about them...

Does that mean I can act like this too?

;)

(Oh.. that’s right... I got accidental roots)

Maybe if you act jack-assishly.. your cuttings don’t root.
 
SUCCESS. HI. THE METHOD TO ROOT JAPANESE MAPLE SOFTWOOD CUTTUNGS IS FAIRLY SIMPLE AND STRAIGHTFORWARD AS OUTLINED BELOW:

1. YOUR CUTTINGS MUST BE THICK AND HAVE A MASS OF FOLIAGE LIKE YOU WOULD DO WITH AN AIR LAYER. I HAVE NOT EXPERIMENTED WITH SIZE BUT THE GENERAL RULE OF THUMB THAT I AM SUGGESTING IS TO USE THE THICKNESS OF YOUR THUMB LOL TO DETERMINE THE SIZE OF THE CUTTING. THIN CUTTUNGS DIE OUT FASTER.

2. DO NOT DEFOLIATE THE CUTTING AND PLANT IT AS YOU WOULD PLANT A TREE THAT YOU HAVE ROOT PRUNED SEVERELY. KEEP THE SOIL MOIST (WHATEVER MEDIUM YOU CHOSE IS UP TO YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT TREES NEED GOOD DRAINAGE SO THE ROOTS GROW FREELY AND RECIEVE AIR)

3. AFTER YOU SEE BUDDING BACK (between 2 to 4 weeks depending on your timing when collection your raw material. the trees will bud bad sometime at this point or they will dry out and die) PLACE THE CUTTINGS IN FULL SUN SO THE TREE CAN PHOTOSYNTHESIZE AND BEGIN TO GROW A STRONG ROOT SYSTEM.

4. GO ONLINE AND THANK BRAVURA BONSAI FOR EDUCATING YOU LIKE A BOSS.



● DO NOT COVER OR USE ANY TYPE OF HUMIDITY CONTROL SYSTEMS

● DO NOT DEFOLIATE YOUR BRANCH

● KEEP THE CUTTINGS OUT OF DIRECT SUNLIGHT FOR THE FIRST 2-4WEEKS UNTIL BUDBACK


●NO HORMONE POWDER OR ROOTING COMPOUND WAS USED BUT MAY BE BENEFICIAL.
I though this thread was about nigel? Can we get this comment removed? Has nothing to do with this conversation 😉
 
I though this thread was about nigel? Can we get this comment removed? Has nothing to do with this conversation 😉
yeah, but as the OP realized @Nigel Saunders is actually a member here, and that nigel has since visited his channel, he is trying to deflect attention, instead of being a man (not a 16 year old girl) about, admitting his mistake, apologizing and moving on.
 
I hope Nigel realizes that VERY few of us (members here) behave in such a manner as the fellow who began this thread.

Don’t want to be a victim of “unintellectual guilt” by proximity.

(Understand how diplomatic I am trying to be.... you just keep diggin’ making it worse... olive branches were extended a few times during the beginning of all this “hooplah”, and hinged ONLY on one thing... your pride.. your ego.. you could’ve taken your licks and bounced back already)

“Ego death” would be a very useful therapeutic tool for an individual such as yourself (for everyone, actually).. all jokes aside.

Trying to assist you in your own voyage, traveller... people who act this way always travel alone and never obtain any semblance of happiness. I strongly suggest you observe/assess yourself, realistically and rationally, FOR yourself.. no one else. No need to SHARE your conclusions.. they are for you....

Sorry if that’s too much, but I feel for most all earthlings... I’m fond of Mankind... I’d hate to see a fellow human waste SO much time and SO much energy on “de-evolution”... correct your energies... align your path. Be REAL with yourself, AT LEAST...

...or your life will be overflowing with disappointment and resentment.
 
I hope Nigel realizes that VERY few of us (members here) behave in such a manner as the fellow who began this thread.

Don’t want to be a victim of “unintellectual guilt” by proximity.

(Understand how diplomatic I am trying to be.... you just keep diggin’ making it worse... olive branches were extended a few times during the beginning of all this “hooplah”, and hinged ONLY on one thing... your pride.. your ego.. you could’ve taken your licks and bounced back already)

“Ego death” would be a very useful therapeutic tool for an individual such as yourself (for everyone, actually).. all jokes aside.

Trying to assist you in your own voyage, traveller... people who act this way always travel alone and never obtain any semblance of happiness. I strongly suggest you observe/assess yourself, realistically and rationally, FOR yourself.. no one else. No need to SHARE your conclusions.. they are for you....

Sorry if that’s too much, but I feel for most all earthlings... I’m fond of Mankind... I’d hate to see a fellow human waste SO much time and SO much energy on “de-evolution”... correct your energies... align your path. Be REAL with yourself, AT LEAST...

...or your life will be overflowing with disappointment and resentment.
Well put. And I concur, however, I feel that he was serious at first,but as he felt attacked that he just turned into that guy playing Minecraft on South Park. Maybe not that bad but I think he gets a kick out of trolling this thread. I could be wrong, and he's just a stubborn idiot.
 
Most relatable comment yet. His clip and grow is a crutch for lack of inspiration. He has been clipping and growing for years without results its always "that comes later" or "ill work on that in the future" and he just cuts trees back and lets them grow. Thats take 30years for anything to develop i dont have 30years to spend learning something or watching someone do something. I dont think he understands youtube. Its not a platform for him to upload anything he wants, he isnt a 16year old girl. Hes a man. Men are expected to do something, and something impressive and worthwhile
Ohh and you're sexist to boot? Doesn't that just figure. Youtube is a platform the upload what the creator wants as long as it follows guidelines. You are allowed to upload your pop bottle muck dwelling tortured plants.
 
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I hope Nigel realizes that VERY few of us (members here) behave in such a manner as the fellow who began this thread.

Don’t want to be a victim of “unintellectual guilt” by proximity.

(Understand how diplomatic I am trying to be.... you just keep diggin’ making it worse... olive branches were extended a few times during the beginning of all this “hooplah”, and hinged ONLY on one thing... your pride.. your ego.. you could’ve taken your licks and bounced back already)

“Ego death” would be a very useful therapeutic tool for an individual such as yourself (for everyone, actually).. all jokes aside.

Trying to assist you in your own voyage, traveller... people who act this way always travel alone and never obtain any semblance of happiness. I strongly suggest you observe/assess yourself, realistically and rationally, FOR yourself.. no one else. No need to SHARE your conclusions.. they are for you....

Sorry if that’s too much, but I feel for most all earthlings... I’m fond of Mankind... I’d hate to see a fellow human waste SO much time and SO much energy on “de-evolution”... correct your energies... align your path. Be REAL with yourself, AT LEAST...

...or your life will be overflowing with disappointment and resentment.
I didnt even read past the first 3 lines
 
I was referring to the “Return and thank.... for educating like a boss” (loosely quoted comment)... that kind of confidence is NORMALLY attributed to success of some kind.
Watch the new video. Just look at whats happening with your own eyes. No bullshit. No games. There are plenty of ways to waste peoples time and this really isnt the sort of place one would go about doing that
 
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