Must Have Bonsai Bench Accessory

[LanceMac10]

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I have one of these. You don't need to drink much beer. (My wife and I don't)
This opens even twist off caps(some sodas) without denting the cap.
The other end (where this image has the middle finger resting) can help open a can's tab too. It works great for me and my wife. And it is kind of a unique way to open the bottle.

What's it called? "The Go Flip Yourself"?
I mean look.....that most vulgar of our fingers is just kinda' layin' there...someone not a fan of your horticulture? Let me open this beer, here...oooops, look at that, ol' Custer standing at attention...

 

[Vin]

Dang John, you sure do a lot of "mounting" on your bench..

 

[TyroTinker]

What's it called? "The Go Flip Yourself"?
I mean look.....that most vulgar of our fingers is just kinda' layin' there...someone not a fan of your horticulture? Let me open this beer, here...oooops, look at that, ol' Custer standing at attention...

I think you have a better name.. it's actually called GrOpener

 

[Mellow Mullet]

Dang John, you sure do a lot of "mounting" on your bench..

If it could only talk...

 

[Mellow Mullet]

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I have one of these. You don't need to drink much beer. (My wife and I don't)
This opens even twist off caps(some sodas) without denting the cap.
The other end (where this image has the middle finger resting) can help open a can's tab too. It works great for me and my wife. And it is kind of a unique way to open the bottle.

I guess I am just old fashioned. Plus, it is mounted on the bench, I don't have to remember where I put it like the rest of the tools.

 

[TyroTinker]

I guess I am just old fashioned. Plus, it is mounted on the bench, I don't have to remember where I put it like the rest of the tools.

Understandable. I got it a couple years ago because I though it was cool. When I build my own bench I want to put something on it like you have.

But until then...

 

[Vin]

You guys and your Imperial Piss Ale. I haven't tasted a single one I like yet and I've probably tried at least fifty different ones.

 

[Mellow Mullet]

You guys and your Imperial Piss Ale. I haven't tasted a single one I like yet and I've probably tried at least fifty different ones.

I am with you on this one Vin, what even happened to just plain old beer. You had light, amber, and dark, and they were all good, or at least palatable. Now you go to a restaurant and have to roll the bones on whether or not it will taste like goat piss.

 

[TyroTinker]

You guys and your Imperial Piss Ale. I haven't tasted a single one I like yet and I've probably tried at least fifty different ones.

I'm still trying them. The trick for me is DONT get the triple hopped or quad hopped or anything crazy like that. I don't need to drink an astringent. But I do like it overall. But I also only drink one or two beers at a time. If I want to drink more it will be a light or amber.

 

[LanceMac10]

4 Pack cost ya' the same as a 30 pack of Coors Light.....You'll get more loaded off of this glorious elixir!!!!!!

Little less potent but this fella' is aces!!!

 

[Mellow Mullet]

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4 Pack cost ya' the same as a 30 pack of Coors Light.....You'll get more loaded off of this glorious elixir!!!!!!

Little less potent but this fella' is aces!!!

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It looks to be good and dark, I like those.

I really like this one, but it is a porter:

 

[Vin]

@LanceMac10 @Mellow Mullet All three look good to me. I'll have to try them if I can get them here. This one is more reasonably priced and really good as well but it's a limited release. I picked up a couple cases to carry me over.

 

[Mellow Mullet]

@LanceMac10 @Mellow Mullet All three look good to me. I'll have to try them if I can get them here. This one is more reasonably priced and really good as well but it's a limited release. I picked up a couple cases to carry me over.

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My wife really likes that one.

 

[TyroTinker]

It looks to be good and dark, I like those.

I really like this one, but it is a porter:

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I can appreciate the affection for dark beers (porters, stouts and the like) I liken them to drinking wine.
Complex flavors and smells, and they can pair really well with certain foods. However like wine, I am not to a point where I actually enjoy them.
I think it is a shame. Same way for scotch too. I want to like scotch more than I do....
this sounds terrible but it's not as bad as it sounds. I don't aspire to have a problem or anything I just know I am missing out cause my tastebuds prefer Coke and fast foods to red wine and steak
(Not that I don't like steak, talking about the food pairings)