So, my middle daughter turned 12 today. A budget birthday, but we got it done.
I'm getting things together to bake the cake, and discover that the kids have drunk all but one glassful of milk. Now what?
I dig around, and I have 2 pounds of butter in the freezer from when it was on sale a while back, just less than a dozen eggs, and, well, plenty of whatever else it takes to make a cake, so pound cake it is. I turn the last of the milk into chocolate glaze, then go to get started on frosting for decorating, which I'm terrible at, BTW. Not enough sour cream left in the tub, and I can't remember the last time I even bought cream cheese, but, look, there's a pound of butter still. Buttercream frosting it is.
I suck at the "before" pics.
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She likes pandas.
So out of 6 people, only 2 of us finished our cake.
That's right, I made a cake so buttery and rich that two 12 year olds, a 7 year old, and 4 year old couldn't finish one slice a piece. (Between me and the autistic 14 year old, there's not much of limits.) We estimate that all together this cake was AT LEAST 35% butter, and 40% sugar.
Might have been different results if it hadn't come out a bit dry and crumbly, but, hey, I achieved, "too rich of kids," status, so I'm counting it.