The big tree, little car struggle.

Big tree, little car stories have plagued me since the early 90s. I have just as many too-many-trees-little-car stories. Here's my latest. Convinced my wife that a 14-hour drive to Fort Meyers, Florida was a vacation. We went to Wigert's, Top Tropicals (highly recommend), and a random garden center. Most of the trees and nearly all the pots were strawman purchases for the local club and friends. Luckily, Florida doesn't care if you're smuggling trees OUT of the state.

This was the SUV on the 14-hour drive back home. Bottom boxes are 6 boxes of pots. There are 6 fruit boxes, stacked two high, filled with plants behind the plants you see here.
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Trees filled the SUV all the way forward.
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Big tree, little car stories have plagued me since the early 90s. I have just as many too-many-trees-little-car stories. Here's my latest. Convinced my wife that a 14-hour drive to Fort Meyers, Florida was a vacation. We went to Wigert's, Top Tropicals (highly recommend), and a random garden center. Most of the trees and nearly all the pots were strawman purchases for the local club and friends. Luckily, Florida doesn't care if you're smuggling trees OUT of the state.

This was the SUV on the 14-hour drive back home. Bottom boxes are 6 boxes of pots. There are 6 fruit boxes, stacked two high, filled with plants behind the plants you see here.
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Trees filled the SUV all the way forward.
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Your power of persuasion far exceeds mine.
 
I had that issue a couple weeks ago. I found a bald cypress and clearance acer rubrum that I wanted to take home, both in 15 gallon pots. The acer I could have chopped at the store, but I wanted to keep the full height of the BC.

They are a little big for the planters at the moment, but I will reduce the roots a bit in the spring to fit. I wanted something that looked a little nicer than a nursery pot because they will be in my front yard for the next several years.

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Get a pickup truck. Problem solved...or just reduce the trunk the parking lot of the nursery. Lots of fun, and the nursery staff might be shocked "you voided your warranty" or, they may not be "we've seen that before, want some help?" (if that's the response, return to the nursery as often as possible--they "get" bonsai...Even if you have a pickup truck and you have big "finished" trees, you have to get creative to transport them. I have to drive a very large oak bonsai twice a year to/from a bonsai nursery 70 miles from me for winter storage. Driving 75 mph on the Interstate would break/severely damage a tree that is exposed to the wind...The top of the tree is 6-8 inches taller than the cab of the truck. A bed topper is not tall enough, so I had to build a large plywood box to protect it--box breaks down easily for flat storage. Adapt, overcome... 😁

Saw a guy this weekend with live shrubs in the back of his open pick up, driving 80 mph on I - 5 in California. 2 pm. 110 F. Those plants didn't stand a chance.
 
How about the big tree, little scooter struggle?! This was a few years ago when I was picking up trees on my trusty Vespa:cool:
its less of a struggle now ive upgraded to a BMW coupe, they still need to be reduced at the nursery though and I was driving a mini before that!32480763332_868f1b236f_o.jpg
 
How about the big tree, little scooter struggle?! This was a few years ago when I was picking up trees on my trusty Vespa:cool:
its less of a struggle now ive upgraded to a BMW coupe, they still need to be reduced at the nursery though and I was driving a mini before that!View attachment 450649
Did those leaves stay on for the ride or was that your quick way for fall defoliation?

Passers-by probably wondered why you were hauling a dead tree 😂
 
Does anyone else have this problem? You stop into a nursery and see a big, beautiful tree, perfect for either a trunk chop, or to air layer the top. On top of that, it's in your price range! So you immediately throw in on a cart, because of course if anyone else sees this beauty they're going to realize it's bonsai potential and snatch it right up if you walk away... You throw your money at the cashier so you can rush home and start showing the tree some love. Then you get out in the parking lot only to have a thought hit you like a ton of bricks. "Shit, I have a little car! How the hell am I going to get this home!"

Funny thing is, I have a work van, but I always seem to find the bigger trees when I just stop at a random nursery that I didn't plan on going to. I've had a 7ft corkscrew willow stuffed from my trunk to on top of the dashboard. A big, bushy bougainvillea poking the hell out of me the whole ride home. And my latest find last weekend, this gorgeous hornbeam that I almost walked right past.
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But when you drive past a nursery, and they have a big sign saying all trees and shrubs are up to 50% off, and you're an hour and a half from your home and van, what are you supposed to do? lol. But it was well worth the cleaning I'm going to have to do in the car. $60 for this amazing tree is a steal! Still not sure if it's an American or European hornbeam, as it literally had two tags claiming both species.

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Nice find, All of my vehicles have a folding saw and garbage bags as standard equipment.
 
Does anyone else have this problem? You stop into a nursery and see a big, beautiful tree, perfect for either a trunk chop, or to air layer the top. On top of that, it's in your price range! So you immediately throw in on a cart, because of course if anyone else sees this beauty they're going to realize it's bonsai potential and snatch it right up if you walk away... You throw your money at the cashier so you can rush home and start showing the tree some love. Then you get out in the parking lot only to have a thought hit you like a ton of bricks. "Shit, I have a little car! How the hell am I going to get this home!"

Funny thing is, I have a work van, but I always seem to find the bigger trees when I just stop at a random nursery that I didn't plan on going to. I've had a 7ft corkscrew willow stuffed from my trunk to on top of the dashboard. A big, bushy bougainvillea poking the hell out of me the whole ride home. And my latest find last weekend, this gorgeous hornbeam that I almost walked right past.
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But when you drive past a nursery, and they have a big sign saying all trees and shrubs are up to 50% off, and you're an hour and a half from your home and van, what are you supposed to do? lol. But it was well worth the cleaning I'm going to have to do in the car. $60 for this amazing tree is a steal! Still not sure if it's an American or European hornbeam, as it literally had two tags claiming both species.

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keep us updated on the hornbeam, maybe it deserves its own thread.
 
I might need to make a tree collecting bag of tools to keep in the mini van for these situiations.
 
LMAO. I show these threads to my wife so she doesn't go through life thinking I'm the only insane person out there. I will be sure to take pics next time I do the same. I've brought home 10ft gingkos and other trees with the back of my SUV open and the trees hanging out of it.
 
LMAO. I show these threads to my wife so she doesn't go through life thinking I'm the only insane person out there. I will be sure to take pics next time I do the same. I've brought home 10ft gingkos and other trees with the back of my SUV open and the trees hanging out of it.
Somewhere down the road, you'll go into a garden center, buy a 10-foot tree, and go out to the parking lot where you will cut off the top 8-feet of the tree. Smile at other customers as you leave.

Other "Insane Acts of Bonsai" include buying the ugliest tree on the property and extolling its virtues while you're in the checkout line. "LOOK AT IT!" you'll say to your spouse, "It has got to be the best looking elm I've ever found here." Then give it a good shake while leaves fall from the many dead portions of the tree. Look at other customers in line and give them a smirk and a conspiratorial wink. "They only want $60 for it!"

Maybe you get caught rummaging through the nursery's waste/compost/burn heap. "How much do you want for this?" you call out. The employees give you a look that makes you think they're about to call the police. "Sir, please get down from there. I'm pretty sure that tree is dead. It's not even in a pot!" But you know better. While the bark happens to be coming off in your hands, you see one weak pale green leaf on the lowest branch. "Well? How much?" When they say "You can have it if you just get out of there," you start to wonder if you keep digging, will they let you have more? Maybe you'll see something else as you're climbing out of the brambles. Something easy to grab as if it were already on your radar.

Then as you're leaving/being escorted out, you spot a few elm seedlings growing next to the fence. "Can I borrow a shovel? How much do you want for those seedlings if I dig them myself?"

You chuckle as they literally push you out into the parking lot. "HA!" you think to yourself, "They didn't notice me taking those crape myrtle twigs." After all, if you make their products look better by removing live, broken twigs from their trees, it can't be stealing. Right?

Somewhere down the road, you'll be just like me.
 
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keep us updated on the hornbeam, maybe it deserves its own thread.
I might just do that. After some more researching. This is one of the few trees I have that I'm not willing to "learn" on. I'm still quite new at this and some things about timing still confuse me. Like what time of year to do major branch removal on a tree like this. And whether I should even do that while it's still in the nursery container, or wait til repotting season and get it in a box or training pot first. I did slip pot it into a bigger container though. I lost 2 pot bound trees last year waiting for February to come around.
 
I might just do that. After some more researching. This is one of the few trees I have that I'm not willing to "learn" on. I'm still quite new at this and some things about timing still confuse me. Like what time of year to do major branch removal on a tree like this. And whether I should even do that while it's still in the nursery container, or wait til repotting season and get it in a box or training pot first. I did slip pot it into a bigger container though. I lost 2 pot bound trees last year waiting for February to come around.

This has the potential to be a nice tree so it is wise to be careful. Slip potting is fine to do now. The only other thing I would caution you with is to make sure you give it good protection during the winter. Don't just leave it out in the yard. You want to keep below 40 degrees and out of the wind. Try not to let it freeze though. So if we get those prolonged cold snaps below 30 degrees, I'd move it into a garage temporarily if you can
 
I might just do that. After some more researching. This is one of the few trees I have that I'm not willing to "learn" on. I'm still quite new at this and some things about timing still confuse me. Like what time of year to do major branch removal on a tree like this. And whether I should even do that while it's still in the nursery container, or wait til repotting season and get it in a box or training pot first. I did slip pot it into a bigger container though. I lost 2 pot bound trees last year waiting for February to come around.
Just saw this. I have tons of threads on nursery hornbeams, theyre as tough as nails, you dont need to baby them like others trees, maples or conifers for example.
I do branch removal any time of the year, i usually buy after leaf drop and reduce on the spot, top n bottom. but i dont bare root them.
 
This has the potential to be a nice tree so it is wise to be careful. Slip potting is fine to do now. The only other thing I would caution you with is to make sure you give it good protection during the winter. Don't just leave it out in the yard. You want to keep below 40 degrees and out of the wind. Try not to let it freeze though. So if we get those prolonged cold snaps below 30 degrees, I'd move it into a garage temporarily if you can
I have a 12x10 greenhouse I bought last year, that I put up when it starts to hit freezing. I have a heater and thermostat in there keeping it at around 35. I stuffed all but the conifers in there last year just to be safe. I might have to be more selective this year as the collection has grown by about 20 trees. lol


Just saw this. I have tons of threads on nursery hornbeams, theyre as tough as nails, you dont need to baby them like others trees, maples or conifers for example.
I do branch removal any time of the year, i usually buy after leaf drop and reduce on the spot, top n bottom. but i dont bare root them.
I'll check those threads out this weekend. Thanks!
 
I have a 12x10 greenhouse I bought last year, that I put up when it starts to hit freezing. I have a heater and thermostat in there keeping it at around 35. I stuffed all but the conifers in there last year just to be safe. I might have to be more selective this year as the collection has grown by about 20 trees. lol



I'll check those threads out this weekend. Thanks!
If you have trees that are hardy to your USDA 7a zone, they might do best by having a good freeze. Look into how to best make your trees winter hardy. It may involve placing them down on the ground and using pine straw, or some other mulching material. Then mulch to the height of the first branch.

I had a toyo nishiki quince which was beautiful when I bought it in north Mississippi. It came to New Orleans to languish and nearly die. A couple winters later, we had a series of days of low thirties, upper twenties. That spring, the tree flowered like crazy. Someone from Shreveport said they would take care of it so I gave it to them. Some trees do best when they freeze, I guess.

Who made your greenhouse? I had a Harbor Freight (Horror Fright) greenhouse. It imploded in 30mph winds with every nut, bolt, and clamp in place.
 
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