Numero Dos has got me by the... well you know. If you lived a little closer I think I'd be buying me a Shimpaku. On a side note, what do you advise using for mites?
With mites being such a resistant bunch I hear that this stuff is the new weapon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032JYKGG/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
I'd use it in a combination with neem oil. The neem knocks off the bulk and any that aren't smothered are killed by the chemistry.
Then again, living in San Francisco means that my spider mite problems are only minimal compared to the central valley.
I'm thinking your swap meet might be worth a drive to Fresno this year....