First Foemina

I still don't really know what a foemina is.. do they grow in Michigan? how do I tell the difference from an eastern red cedar?
 
I still don't really know what a foemina is.. do they grow in Michigan? how do I tell the difference from an eastern red cedar?
Foemina is a variety of Chinese Juniper - Juniperus chinensis var. foemina. It is not its own species of juniper.

As for telling it apart, once you've touched a real foemina, you'll know!
 
I though foemina was only in folklore. Lol.

Welcome to one of life's little ironies; all legends
and myths have/had at one time, a basis in fact.
No matter the amount of exaggeration since it
originally occurred.
Behold the legendary foemina.
"Step right up ladies and gentlemen. See the captive
foemina for one thin dime."

No Colin; we are not going to mail you a dime.
 
Welcome to one of life's little ironies; all legends
and myths have/had at one time, a basis in fact.
Behold the legendary foemina.
"Step right up ladies and gentlemen. See the captive
foemina for one thin dime."

No Colin; we are not going to mail you a dime.
Lmao literally
 
I might add that a sure fire remedy for the itchies on any juniper, but especially foeminas is a good rub down with straight white vinegar after the work. The pain and itch and stinging is caused from alkali burns. The acid in the vinegar neutralizes that.
 
I might add that a sure fire remedy for the itchies on any juniper, but especially foeminas is a good rub down with straight white vinegar after the work. The pain and itch and stinging is caused from alkali burns. The acid in the vinegar neutralizes that.


ain't seen my old lady's juniper in quite a bit.....
 
Foemina has a hard time with TSA.
The legend.

Twist the dog Colin.

He don't need us to send him a dime....
He's in Cali!

Oh....wrong dime.

Speaking of weed.....
My fishing buddies buddy roams the woods for s&g a lot....found a Drone which they got working finally....
But he ran across a grow plot the other day!

Oh....and a dead guy once.

Sorce
 
I might add that a sure fire remedy for the itchies on any juniper, but especially foeminas is a good rub down with straight white vinegar after the work. The pain and itch and stinging is caused from alkali burns. The acid in the vinegar neutralizes that.
Works great for Jellyfish stings as well. :D
 
I might add that a sure fire remedy for the itchies on any juniper, but especially foeminas is a good rub down with straight white vinegar after the work. The pain and itch and stinging is caused from alkali burns. The acid in the vinegar neutralizes that.
Just pee on it.
 
That'l work too, but the effort might get you arrested and put on the sexual offender's list, an admirable and exclusive membership everyone should desire to join.
 
That'l work too, but the effort might get you arrested and put on the sexual offender's list, an admirable and exclusive membership everyone should desire to join.
A guy at work just had that happen to him.
He says he never saw the lady. She told the police he was looking right at her and smiling.
I really don't know who to believe.
 
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They were taking up too much space on my bench, so I crammed them all into a pot together ;)
I'm not entirely happy with the arrangement, but I'll re-place (and in some cases remove) some branches once it's all settled to see if I can't improve the image. What I really need is at least one tree that's quite a bit bigger . . .
 

Another 2 stand, the one big, and the secondary, would look great just out in front of that pot....

Just don't hide that little "character" tree...

That one is cool.

Great start!

Sorce
 
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