Vance Wood
Lord Mugo
I would like to hug the person that invented the little, what ever ya call it, that zips baggies together and string up the person that invented Saran wrap.
Harry
As to moving the spider web. It seems to me it would be far easier to move the spider to the desired location understanding she could probably build a new web faster than you could reattach the old one.
As to those inventors that should be shot for the most annoying inventions: Here is my favorite that becomes particularly annoying this time of year for those of us who have grandchildren. Those armoured plastic card things that small items are packaged in, like small electrical thing-a-ma-jigs, and the like. You cannot pry them open, pick them open cut them with kitchen scissors. You need special tools or tin snips with extra long handles for the leverage. God help you if you try a knife; you are more likely to open a vein than that the mutha-#$%^%$ plastic sarcophagus.