Vance Wood
Lord Mugo
Yes I am a bonsai wanker. That takes away all opportunity for someone to come along and accuse me of being a bonsai wanker, leaving me to prove a negative that I am not a bonsai Wanker, even though I am not sure what a bonsai wanker is, I there fore, must accept the fact that if I am indeed a bonsai wanker, because someone said I was a Bonsai Wanker. Far be it from me to call someone a lier when all I need to do is look into the mirror to find out what a bonsai wanker is, in all its,----- in this case my,---- wankiness and glory. Having concluded myself to be an agnostic,---- as far as being a Bonsai Wanker is concerned, I continue to do the things that have encouraged the charge from all you self proclaimed Bonsai Non-Wankers. In finding that my existence is enough to bring forth from the BNW (Bonsai Non Wankers) the accusations of being a Bonsai Wanker I suppose I will continue to wank away at any an all bonsai that fall into my reach. Understanding that there is little I can do to change any one's mind I will say politely and with respect; join me and go Wank your bonsai until they go blind or grow hair on their pots.
Btw, im still a big fat NBW 
