Ulmus Selfie Contest!

ColinFraser said:
Based on the pictures thus far, I'd say we're definitely putting the nut in bonsai nut!
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You know! This thread is like the island of misfit nutters!
Or just Alcatraz!

We should have another entry soon!
I hope no one confuses this and the PP contest though!

Sorce
 
Many more entries from me. And I did mean to say resemble.
 
edprocoat said:
I was just informed by my wife that a selfie is a picture one takes of themself ? lol I thought Ulmus selfie meant the thing on the pot was called a selfie and it was being used on an Elm.

ed
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Can confirm.

Source: am father of teenage daughters.

I've heard of people taking selfies, and even monkeys taking selfies, and I know an alumnus can take a selfie, but an ulmus? Gotta see that to believe it.
 
sorce said:
Bottom up.

Cypress.
That's why I'm making these!
5 more today!
And one more slab!
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I'm gonna tie them off!
No more falling! The tree here took the plunge 2-3 times last year!
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Good call Ed!

Brew, I call them Ghetto Swamp coolers!

Mike Mike Mike!
I figured the girls would look if it said selfie! Lol.
But.......View attachment 68918

Now they won't!

Sorce
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That Ulmus on the left is most evocative, especially the pink, downward trending jin . . . . .......
 
sorce said:
A chop back for spring. Tree and me!

This is another Ulmus with crazy roots! Kind of lame but unposted.

Mudman addicted to Ulmus.
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Top that!

Sorce
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Wow! The old snotty elm. Close relative to the slippery elm.
Going to need some time to think about how to top that without resorting to nudity.
 
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grouper52 said:
That Ulmus on the left is most evocative, especially the pink, downward trending jin . . . . .......
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I had to go back!

But I get it now!
Love IT!

Sorce

Ps. I gotta photo gift for you grouper!
Hopefully I can still get the picture!
 
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M. Frary said:
Wow! The old snotty elm. Close relative to the slippery elm.
Going to need some time to think about how to top that without resorting to nudity.
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We gotta go read the posting guidelines! Lol

Drunk night! U h oh, I am very unstable on Jack, they tried to give me honey, oh hell no, John Wayne ddnt drink no got tan Honey.!

Sorce
 
Colin Fraser, damn now that's an Ulmus ! Post a picture of the whole thing, how big is it ? The bark is about the best I have ever seen on an Elm, I would its the best I have ever seen.

ed
 
Man I gave away all my Elms or I could have posted a real Fugly selfie!

ed
 
Thanks boys!

Love the hats!

Grouper, themes are wonderful!

Al, love the pot!

Sorce
 
That's A HAT ? It looked so natural, like a part of his head ...

ed
 
edprocoat said:
That's A HAT ? It looked so natural, like a part of his head ...

ed
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Maybe it's made out of some of his friendly neighborhood squirrels.
And what he wears when he goes into combat with them. And a pellet gun. Davey Crockett style!
And I imagine it looks great with pink panties.
 
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