LittleDingus
Omono
Fortunately I already know the part on succulent vs. tree and no convincing needed
Great! That's a big step in understanding how to grow these guys! You can make convincing tree shapes out of them but some of the bonsai techniches have limited results. For example, internode length is controlled better by lighting conditions. Higher light = shorter internode. Cutting back will help make them bushy but never really changes leaf size. Wiring breaks branches easily if not careful.
Sorce's advice isn't as drastic as it sounds. Don't toss branches you trim no matter how small. Stick them in a pot. No special care and most of them will root. In a couple of years you will have a forest. I've got jade plants all over the house and still pitch half the plant mass every year or two.
Even with the conditions you describe, there are deciduous trees that should do fine. You can have a lot of fun with the false jade though