2022 Fall Haiku Contest - now until November 30!

[canoeguide]

The days grow darker
The tiny trees will soon sleep
Behind the garage

 

[19Mateo83]

Did he not read it?
My avatar says it all...

Bch can't even count.

Did he not see it
My avatar says it too
I got jokes for days


Those sir are shots fired
I challenge you to a duel
Choose the place and time

Ten paces and turn
I will not aim for the sky
The end is coming

 

[ShadyStump]

Did he not see it
My avatar says it too
I got jokes for days


Those sir are shots fired
I challenge you to a duel
Choose the place and time

Ten paces and turn
I will not aim for the sky
The end is coming

Back to back and then...
Whoopsy! I tripped on marbles.
Been looking for those.

 

[19Mateo83]

@ShadyStump

Is that all you got?
I can spit this fire all night…
No tears… dry your eyes…

I’m bringing the heat
While your loosing your marbles
Old man can’t touch me

Don’t hate this player
Who wins the shiny new shears
Just hate the game…bch!




And walks away…


love ya man!!

 

[ShadyStump]

@ShadyStump

Is that all you got?
I can spit this fire all night…
No tears… dry your eyes…

I’m bringing the heat
While your loosing your marbles
Old man can’t touch me

Don’t hate this player
Who wins the shiny new shears
Just hate the game…bch!


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And walks away…


love ya man!!

"Old man" says he now
Only older than I act
I capitulate

Epic haiku wars
Ah, the infinite glory
Even in defeat

Highlight of my week
Nothing better shall pass here
It's only Tuesday

 

[19Mateo83]

"Old man" says he now
Only older than I act
I capitulate

Epic haiku wars
Ah, the infinite glory
Even in defeat

Highlight of my week
Nothing better shall pass here
It's only Tuesday

Epic rhymes friend
Hardcore haikus till the end
No more words to say

Good times all around
This has also made my day
Soon this contest ends

Here is the worst part
Neither of us read the rules
One post per member

Now our chances suck
No way in hell we can win
And I am not mad

 

[ShadyStump]

Epic rhymes friend
Hardcore haikus till the end
No more words to say

Good times all around
This has also made my day
Soon this contest ends

Here is the worst part
Neither of us read the rules
One post per member

Now our chances suck
No way in hell we can win
And I am not mad

 

[Bonsai Nut]

Last day!

 

[Bpswieringa]

Flora is sleeping,
The Winter is here to stay,
Till spring's warm embrace.

 

[mrbadfish]

Daylight savings sucks.
We don’t still use almanacs.
Sunlight ‘til 9 please.

 

[BillsBayou]

Cold wind, last leaf falls
Sun's light fades, come winter come
Haiku contest ends

 

[19Mateo83]

The time has elapsed
Naming of winner is near
Congratulations

 

[Bonsai Nut]

The contest is closed I will select the victor this afternoon!

 

[Gabler]

I didn’t notice that Victor entered the contest. Congratulations, Victor.

 

[Bonsai Nut]

The results are in! Using a highly scientific method (RPG dice) the winner is...

@Smysgma

Congratulations to all who participated!! Another new contest soon!

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

Congratulations to Smysgma!

 

[shimbrypaku]

Wasn’t in the right time zone !!!!!!!!

 

[Bonsai Nut]

Wasn’t in the right time zone !!!!!!!!

That was my 5th roll of the dice. Every prior roll was in the 80's and 90's. I just needed to keep rolling until I got 68 or less... but I have five video clips of me rolling dice LOL.

 

[shimbrypaku]

It’s all good, congratulations to 52

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

I ended up buying a pair that arrived today, because my noob scissors weren't doing the trick, and to support the site. These are way better than I expected, and the link BonsaiNut provided was cheaper than Amazon. Plus free shipping.