Recent content by BillsBayou

Is this the source of your photos? https://twogreenthumbs.com/products/mini-tree-boyds-willow-salix-boydii Looking around, I don't see how this isn't a Boyd's willow. Maybe when the OP posts the tree in flower we can know for sure.

Not a Brazilian rain tree. Not compound leaves.

This looks to be a recently dug tree. If so, leave it alone. A freshly dug and stumped bald cypress needs a year to recover.

You are definitely on to something here. You're just a little off. Yes, Big Bonsai is exemplifying social order through bonsai. The ruling classes will one day keep people in literal cages making them reliant on their masters for food and housing. The difference is that Big Bonsai is training us...

Only the best. If there's one universal truth, it's that men love their growing thing.

That's just Moon Haydite. The lunar base on the other side of the moon has a kiln. They're mining water and creating Haydite at the same time.

I may have already said too much. Artificial Intelligence gave me a threatening image. The prompt was "Looking up at a bonsai tree", illustration style. The image is attached. It has not been altered by me in any way. Somehow, They are sending me a message.

Soybean plants make great bonsai.

{ring} "Hello, Akadama Exports. How can I help you?" "This is your emperor. Why are my feet wet?"

I looked, but I cannot find the "Sluɘbөk". Not sure what it does. Bet it's nefarious.

I've tried blending fairy dust into my pots, but looking at my bonsai doesn't give me happy thoughts. So they just sit there.

It's all Haydite. The Haydite cabal has its fingers in everyone's pots. Akadama? Japanese Haydite. Lava/scoria? Colorado Haydite. Pumice? Oregon Haydite. Zeolite? Nevada Haydite. Pine bark? You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

That's not the grassy knoll. I'd show you where the boxwoods aren't, but that wouldn't help.

That one's easy. Every time a shipment of Akadama leaves Japan, the Japanese people are laughing their asses off. "Dirt! We're selling them DIRT! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!"

This just came in over the wire: Apparently, bonsai, penjing, what-have-you, did not exist until July 8, 1947. Everything we have indicating that bonsai existed prior to the landing in Roswell, New Mexico is part of an alien conspiracy to take over our planet. The aliens may be far superior in...