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  1. BillsBayou

    can't identify this bonsai, please help

    Is this the source of your photos? https://twogreenthumbs.com/products/mini-tree-boyds-willow-salix-boydii Looking around, I don't see how this isn't a Boyd's willow. Maybe when the OP posts the tree in flower we can know for sure.
  2. BillsBayou

    can't identify this bonsai, please help

    Not a Brazilian rain tree. Not compound leaves.
  3. BillsBayou

    General Plaisiance Bald Cypress.

    This looks to be a recently dug tree. If so, leave it alone. A freshly dug and stumped bald cypress needs a year to recover.
  4. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    You are definitely on to something here. You're just a little off. Yes, Big Bonsai is exemplifying social order through bonsai. The ruling classes will one day keep people in literal cages making them reliant on their masters for food and housing. The difference is that Big Bonsai is training us...
  5. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    Only the best. If there's one universal truth, it's that men love their growing thing.
  6. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    That's just Moon Haydite. The lunar base on the other side of the moon has a kiln. They're mining water and creating Haydite at the same time.
  7. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    I may have already said too much. Artificial Intelligence gave me a threatening image. The prompt was "Looking up at a bonsai tree", illustration style. The image is attached. It has not been altered by me in any way. Somehow, They are sending me a message.
  8. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    Soybean plants make great bonsai.
  9. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    {ring} "Hello, Akadama Exports. How can I help you?" "This is your emperor. Why are my feet wet?"
  10. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    I looked, but I cannot find the "Sluɘbөk". Not sure what it does. Bet it's nefarious.
  11. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    I've tried blending fairy dust into my pots, but looking at my bonsai doesn't give me happy thoughts. So they just sit there.
  12. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    It's all Haydite. The Haydite cabal has its fingers in everyone's pots. Akadama? Japanese Haydite. Lava/scoria? Colorado Haydite. Pumice? Oregon Haydite. Zeolite? Nevada Haydite. Pine bark? You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
  13. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    That's not the grassy knoll. I'd show you where the boxwoods aren't, but that wouldn't help.
  14. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    That one's easy. Every time a shipment of Akadama leaves Japan, the Japanese people are laughing their asses off. "Dirt! We're selling them DIRT! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!"
  15. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    This just came in over the wire: Apparently, bonsai, penjing, what-have-you, did not exist until July 8, 1947. Everything we have indicating that bonsai existed prior to the landing in Roswell, New Mexico is part of an alien conspiracy to take over our planet. The aliens may be far superior in...
  16. BillsBayou

    Any bonsai conspiracy theorists out there?

    There's a secret cabal out there. They influence the direction of the art to meet Their own agenda. Worse, They use bonsai to advance a political agenda. Before They shut down this thread or have me silenced for suggesting They exist, what have you heard? Will you dare to speak out about Them...
  17. BillsBayou

    Bald Cypress

    Just so you know: If you send a tree from a fire ant zone to an area not in a fire ant zone , you must have a fire ant certificate. Here's a write up on what you need: https://betterplants.basf.us/news-events/make-sure-your-nursery-shipments-are-quarantine-compliant-for-fi.html The web site...
  18. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    Fine. Let's do this, Noob. You're a seagull poster. You swoop in from nowhere, make a lot of noise, crap on everything, then leave after everyone is stirred up. I tried ignore, but people are still stirred up. The purpose of this post is essentially "SHOO!" Lol what? Let me reply to this...
  19. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    Remarkably civil for a soil discussion. Just wait until I introduce you all to a soil blend that will supersede Boon's mix. Mine will be called "Bill's Blend". The key ingredient is Mexadama. It's something that you can get for free all across the United States, but you have to know how to look...
  20. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    All? Okaaaaay.... What's so special about the expanded shale from Norlite? Do you have any of that expanded shale left and can you post pictures? What is your quest? Who is Pepe Silva? Who was on the grassy knoll? When was the Battle of Hastings? If twenty crows are on a telephone line and...
  21. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    A week and a half of conversation and attitude just to identify the source. That might be a stronger "Why?" But I've stopped caring. WTMKF
  22. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    I didn't know that the pit bull in your profile pic could type. :p
  23. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    There may be some confusion as to what this web site is for: Bonsai conversations. We are looking to debate which soil is better and why. Substrate components (soil) is the most hotly debated subject in bonsai. No other topic compares. Everyone uses some sort of substrate and has an opinion...
  24. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    Blended isn't for me. I prefer a single malt. Great post. I recently added several amendments to my little January booth in Baton Rouge. People want different things for different reasons. But I'll tell everyone that the real difference is how you water and feed. Although most trees can go in...
  25. BillsBayou

    Where did superfly get Haydite from?

    What I said was (highlighting punctuation) Two sentences. But that's okay. I type like I speak. Not always clear on either front. Couple that with my hearing difficulties and I'm a conversation wonderland.
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