Mike Corazzi
Masterpiece
This is of course not for SURE!
BUT.... I think....sorta... that I may have FINALLY figured out what to do with this baked mud.
1. NEVER let it get into the bottom drainage layer of lava
2. Keep it .....THE HELL AWAY .... from anywhere NEAR a.... drain hole. (or any other place it could turn to drywall mud and stop up the works.)
3. Use the HARD kind. No mooshy akadama allowed.
4. Use the larger kind (if the pot's big enough)
5. Try to ...scatter.... it about so it won't gather into terrorist groups to piss you off by becoming sludge. Make it into random "drinking fountains" for wandering roots to find.
........On their own.
........When they get thirsty.
6. Intersperse it with PUMICE. (Pumice outranks akadama and keeps it in line.)
7. HOPE things work out better.
All indications ...this year.... seem to confirm those personal rules.
Ahhhhhh.......
I think.
BUT.... I think....sorta... that I may have FINALLY figured out what to do with this baked mud.
1. NEVER let it get into the bottom drainage layer of lava
2. Keep it .....THE HELL AWAY .... from anywhere NEAR a.... drain hole. (or any other place it could turn to drywall mud and stop up the works.)
3. Use the HARD kind. No mooshy akadama allowed.
4. Use the larger kind (if the pot's big enough)
5. Try to ...scatter.... it about so it won't gather into terrorist groups to piss you off by becoming sludge. Make it into random "drinking fountains" for wandering roots to find.
........On their own.
........When they get thirsty.
6. Intersperse it with PUMICE. (Pumice outranks akadama and keeps it in line.)
7. HOPE things work out better.
All indications ...this year.... seem to confirm those personal rules.
Ahhhhhh.......
I think.